At work this morning I had to drive the the detention facility for my juveniles which is about 40 miles away. It was a nice day, no problems. Well I was starving on the way home, so I ran through Arby's drive thru for some loaded potato bites (I know not the best choice, but something I thought I could eat while driving). I get out on the highway and start eating. Things are not going well. I know better than to eat and drive. I pull over and get the roll of diaper bags that I keep in my purse for times like this. I promptly pb in the baggie. All is well, I feel fine again. I don't even try to eat anymore.
About 12 miles down the road, I am still feeling fine. No stuck feelings or tightness at all. I so however feel a hiccup. Not a big deal, I do that a lot since being banded. Well not such a little deal... I proceeded to bring up a PILE of slime. WHILE DRIVING! It is all over my shirt, pants, and leaking between my legs onto the cloth seats of the get this... company vehicle! OMG!! I frantically look, I have NO Napkins anywhere! Needless to say I drove the additional 20 miles back to the office covered in slime. I walked in and told the secretary that I was going home for lunch and if anybody needed the car, talk them out of it and I would explain later. Anyone know how to get a pile of slime out of cloth seats? It looks like I peed in it! I came home and showered. I still need to go back and clean it up. I hope that no one needs to use the car!